Checking to see if my wife will let me if I get her drunk (spoiler: she will 😉)

I won't come inside, in case kraken babies are born 🐙

I wanted to sue my lover for cheating, and she fucked me, too

Are you trying to trick me into anal? Pfft, I'll put a cork in my ass and that's enough

Stranger girl, come swim with me, or at least put your balls in your mouth

What the fuck kind of gift is that? I wanted an iPhone, not a dick

For a guy not to cheat, he should not blow his brains out, but suck his dick

Okay, I'll buy the $300 piece of shit, but don't forget the blowjob as a gift

Blonde loudly enjoys sliding cock in juicy pussy

Stop playing, it's time to fuck me, Warhammer can wait and I want a cumshot