Who hired her? At least she sucks for fuck-ups (cums face)

"We've figured out the length of the dick, now fuck it." That's where I fucked up

Checking to see if my wife will let me if I get her drunk (spoiler: she will 😉)

Okay, I'll buy the $300 piece of shit, but don't forget the blowjob as a gift

I won't come inside, in case kraken babies are born 🐙

Are you trying to trick me into anal? Pfft, I'll put a cork in my ass and that's enough

What the fuck kind of gift is that? I wanted an iPhone, not a dick

In such a hurry to the picnic that she forgot the food — I'll have to eat sperm

Stop playing, it's time to fuck me, Warhammer can wait and I want a cumshot

Blonde loudly enjoys sliding cock in juicy pussy